Andre Agassi - He just goes on and ...on

[shunar_chand]

Andre Agassi, my hero, wow! what a player. At an age where most Tennis players hang up their boots and start commentating on TV or radio, he just goes from strength to the top of the world. He is oldest player in top 20, currently he is world no. 2! at age of 32!

What makes Andre so popular is that he has got sense of humour unlike robot Sampras. Let's hope he can win the masters cup in Shanghai this month. I know who I will be cheering!

What about Russsian beauty Anna kournikova? she hasn't won single bloody tournament yet she is a mulit-millonaire!
My favourite at the moment is other russian Elana demnetiva.

[masterblaster]

hey the guy/girl that wrote andre agassi something something, well man Lleyton Hewitt is the best in the world okay, man he wasted agassi by miles. so you can't compare agassi and hewitt toghether. even though you weren't comparing.

[stretford]

Ha ha, Hewitt and Agassi are nothing compared to the Norwegian starlet Finn Søhol. He serve the ball in at least 300 km/h!! Wow!! Like a moonraker that is!
He won the Wimbledon tournament twice in the late 70's. First beating Ivan Lendl(6-1,6-0,6-4) and then won against John McEnroe on loddtrekking. In 1982 he lost against Pjotr Fijas, but thats another story.

"He's here, he's there,
he's every f***ing where,
Finn! Finn! Finn!"

stretford

[BaggerLane]

Yes, the match against McEnroe where Søhol won by loddtrekning must be the most spennende game ever!

By the way... I enjoy watching Anna run after the ball... does that make me pervers??

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[stretford]

"By the way... I enjoy watching Anna run after the ball... does that make me pervers??"

No, no, Bugger. You're no pervo if you only watch.

But, if you are naked, stuffing bananas up yours bottom and roll glad-pack around your head while shouting "PING PONG PING PONG", you're a sick confusing desperate pervert.

stretford

[mikemodano]

Shunar_chand skrev:

"What makes Andre so popular is that he has got sense of humour unlike robot Sampras. Let's hope he can win the masters cup in Shanghai this month. I know who I will be cheering!"

- First of alt I wish to say that these Norwegian no-hopers who mention Finn Søhol haven't got a clue.

Søhol was the greatest Norwegian farmer chess player ever, and to compare him to such legends as Pjotr Fias, Ivan Lendl and the great casting champion Danny Wabblebottom just ain't fair.

I think André will live to see another day, though he'll get beat by both Navratilova and Pat Jennings in the end. So two losses in one tournament, that will be a new verdensrekord set by Agassi.

I wonder why Brooke Shields never sugde ham in public anyway? Didn't she like lukta of his kølle?

She's a wimp for that. Agassi will continue to conquer, and Pete the not so great will be a mere Beavis to my butthead come March.

You all wait and see!

I am a member, you junior members!!

[BaggerLane]

I am also a proud member! This is where it happens! I would like to be sugd on my kølle by Brooke anyday, but that's not likely to happen as I have trøbbel locating the jævla thing myself.

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