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[sylhet]

DIET RULES
>>
>> 1. If no-one sees you eat something, it has no calories
>>
>>2. When drinking a diet Coke with a chocolate bar, the diet Coke cancels out the sugar in the chocolate bar.
>>
>> 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do.
>>
>>4. Food used for medical purposes do not count (e.g. hot chocolate, toast, cheesecake and vodka).
>>
>>5. If you fatten up the people around you, you will look thinner.
>>
>> 6. Cinema-related foods have a zero calorie count as they are part of the entertainment package and are not counted as food intake. This includes: Popcorn, Maltezers, Coke, Ice cream.
>>
>>7. Biscuit pieces have no calories because breaking the biscuits up causes calorie leakage.
>>
>>8. Foods licked from spoons, knives and forks have no fat if you are in the process of cooking something.
>>
>>9. Anything eaten while standing has no calories due to gravity and the density of the calorie mass.
>>
>>10. Food consumed from someone else's plate has no fat as it rightfully belongs to the other person and will cling to his/her plate.
>>
>>11. REMEMBER: 'STRESSED' spelt backwards is 'DESSERTS'. >>

[abc_xyz]

Mr. Clinton thank you for your Ramadan Present, the killing of our
innocent Muslim children...

Asalamoalaikum brothers and sisters,

If you have the heart and stomach to see what America does to our
people
please read Clinton's speech for this past Ramadan. After you read the
speech first scroll down and check out the present America gave our
people.
http://www.nasrproductions.i-p.com/1...sh/weekly.html

[abc_xyz]

Dear all
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > As we look at this article we realise how
> >>>true the
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Messenger was these signs were
> >>>prophesized 1400
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > years ago!!!
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Take a look.... Now this is scary!!!!
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Camels will no longer be used as a means
> >>>of
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > transport;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > People will ride on saddles that aren't
> >>>saddles
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > (cars?)
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The distance on earth will become short;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Horses will not be used in wars;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Muslims will defeat the Byzantines which
> >>>will end
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > with the conquest of Constantinople
> >>>(Istanbul);
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The Jews will gather again to live in
> >>>Bilad Canaan;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Very tall buildings will be built;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The disappearance of knowledge and the
> >>>appearance of
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > ignorance, with much killing;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Adultery will become widespread, and the
> >>>drinking of
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > wine will become common;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The number of men will decrease and the
> >>>number of
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > women will increase until there are 50
> >>>women to
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > be looked after by one man
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Islam will become worn out like clothes
> >>>are, until
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > no one will know what fasting, prayer,
> >>>charity and
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > rituals are;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Allah will send a disease to fornicators
> >>>that will
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > have no cure (Aids?);
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > People will begin to believe in the stars
> >>>and reject
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > AL QADAR (THE DIVINE DECREE OF DESTINY);
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Men will pass by people's graves and say:
> >>>"Would
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > that I were in his place"; (large amount
> >>>of sucidal
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > deaths?)
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The Euphrates will uncover a mountain of
> >>>gold for
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > which people will fight over (the river
> >>>of Alfurat
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > that lies near Syria);
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Two large groups of people will fight one
> >>>another,
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > and there will be many casualties; they
> >>>will both be
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > following the same religion (World War
> >>>II?);
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Approximately 30 DAJJALS will appear,
> >>>each one
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > claiming to be the messenger of Allah;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Earthquakes will increase;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Time will pass quickly;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Afflictions will appear;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Killing will increase;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Wealth will increase;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Women will be wearing clothes but not
> >>>wearing
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > clothes
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > THE PROPHET (saw) SAID: "IF MY UMMAH
> >>>BEARS 15 TRAITS
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > (QUALITIES),
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > TRIBULATION WILL FOLLOW IT." (DAY OF
> >>>JUDGEMENT)
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > SOMEONE ASKED,"WHAT ARE THEY O MESSENGER
> >>>OF ALLAH?"
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > HE (saw) SAID: When any gain is shared
> >>>out
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > only among the rich, with no benefit to
> >>>the poor;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > When a trust becomes a means of making
> >>>profit;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > When paying ZAKKAT becomes a burden;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > When voices are raised in the mosque;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > When the leader of a people is the worst
> >>>of them;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > When people treat a man with respect
> >>>because they
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > that he may do;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > When much wine is drunk; red wind or the
> >>>earth
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > swallow them, or to be transformed into
> >>>animals."
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > 'IMRAN IBN HUSAYN SAID: "THE PROPHET (AS)
> >>>SAID,
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > 'SOME PEOPLE OF THIS
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > UMMAH WILL BE SWALLOWED BY THE EARTH,
> >>>TRANSFORMED
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > INTO ANIMALS, AND
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > SOME WILL BE BOMBARDED WITH STONES'.
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > ONE OF THE MUSLIMS ASKED, 'WHEN WILL THAT
> >>>BE O
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > MESSENGER Of ALLAH?'
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > HE SAID, 'WHEN SINGERS AND MUSICAL
> >>>INSTRUMENTS WILL
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > BECOME POPULAR,
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > AND MUCH WINE IS DRUNK.'"
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > > THE GREATER SIGNS OF THE HOUR
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The Quran will disappear in one
> >>>night,even from the
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > people's hearts, and no Ayyah will be
> >>>left on
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > earth. (Some groups of old people will be
> >>>left who
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > will say: "We heard of fathers' saying
> >>>"LAILLAHA
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > ILLA
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > ALLAH" so we repeat it)
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The appearance of the MAHDI;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The appearance of the DAJJAL (Anti
> >>>Christ);
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The appearance of Ya'juj and Ma'juj
> >>>(biblical Gog
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > and Magog);
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Isa (Jesus) will come during the time of
> >>>Dajjal;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The rising of the sun from the west;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The destruction of the Ka'ba and the
> >>>recovery of its
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > treasures;
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > The smoke.
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > Now you have two options here:
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > 1. let this e-mail sit in your mailbox.
> >>>No curse or
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > whatever may happen to you (Insha-Allah)
> >>> > >>>>>>>> >
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > 2. Forward this e-mail to a number of
> >>>people you
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > know and by the grace of Allah you will
> >>>be blessed
> >>> > >>>>>>>> > for each person you forward this e-mail
> >>>to.

[yasmin]

I HATE those chain mail letters. If I was sent one then I'd just ignore it. Now we getting the Islamic variety.

I think it's silly to suggest that saving an email in your emails folder will grant you some kind of well being.