Monsieur Kamran, Nezzzzzzz, Phoenix & Sparkle!!

[Khilari]

U LOT ARE THE BEST

I think that when u lot have arguments it is the bestest in the world (as some of the cussing is soooo crap that it makes me laff)

I AM SOOOOOOOOO BORED THAT i decided to look THROUGH SOME OF THe old posts on this site liKE KAMRAN I LUV YA and NEZ I LUV YA and i ThOUGHT ThAT THey werE THE FUNNIEST THINGs i have evER READ!!!!!! Congratulations on makin me laugh

BUt i MusT say something... how come KAMran anD NEz are saying "I luv Ya..." wheN thEy didnt even knOW EacH other's Age/Sex/LOcaTion??????? Huh? Huh? Huh? How come? So do THeY thiNk that acTING Like they are going out ON THe internet is cool??????????? HA!!!!!!!!! Now that makes ME LAUGH TOOOO!!!!

YOU KNOW WOT???? I RECKON THAT KamrAN(ga) anD neZ are aCTUAlLY tHe same PErsONANd that is WHy "nEZZZ" Wants spARKY TO saY that she likes "KAmran"!!!!!!! Its all very well coordinated, i must say, "he" leaves 3 mins b4 replying to his own msg... its all very impressive you know

I think that KAMran shud get a BLue PeTer badge for ll his efforts

Oh yeah - all the threatening by NEZ iS SOOOOO Cool (like u betta watch out, ill kill ya etc. - that aint a quote) since (s)HE probably will nevEr see any oF The PPl (s)He threatens!!! This gender swapping thing is a theme of mine u see

PS. I thought Cardigan was a girl at first too

C YA LATER!!!!! Y'all r the bestest. Except Cardigan.

[Pheonix]

Brother Khilari!! Why thank you this series is better than you eastender soap!!

Anyway, no need for the applause or flowers!!
Hand over the cash now!!

[SpArKle]

Heheh Glad u find it entertainin! We'r all here to enjOy ourselves innit!

Btw, nOw lookz whOz usin CAPITAL LETTA, lickle letta, CAPITAL LETTA, lickle letta!

[Khilari]

Hey Sister Cardigan,

I knew i cud rely on u to say somethin INTELLIGENT which u obviously are...

Ur so nice that u even manage to make friends on the internet in a way i never seen b4

Dont worry about your life. Its obvious u got serious problems since u spend all ur time on the internet trying piss ppl off - but hey, u aint stressed me at all! Sorry sis, u gonna hav 2 try harder than that.

Look, despite your obvious lack of life... maybe if u got a bf, that wud be good? Then someone cud pay u the attention u r desperately seeking? (Only a medical opinion)

An im sure ull come outta those trainer bras soon too sis. size aint everything (or thats wat bluerattlesnake tol me NEway)

WHY U PICKIN ON ME? IS IT COS I IS BLACK?

U r what they call in England a sap... a sad excuse for a girl. no friends, no life, black sheep of the family. a 12 yr old with a baby and outta school, lookin 4 a job on tha streets

well remember to be SAFE and use "Prophylactics" (but u dont know what that means... too many syllables?)

Listen sis, I hate dissin Sisters. You are my Sister in Islam and so I should protect u... in fact, thats wot im gonna do.

[KaMrAn]

Originally posted by Khilari
Hey Sister Cardigan,

I knew i cud rely on u to say somethin INTELLIGENT which u obviously are...

Ur so nice that u even manage to make friends on the internet in a way i never seen b4

Dont worry about your life. Its obvious u got serious problems since u spend all ur time on the internet trying piss ppl off - but hey, u aint stressed me at all! Sorry sis, u gonna hav 2 try harder than that.

Look, despite your obvious lack of life... maybe if u got a bf, that wud be good? Then someone cud pay u the attention u r desperately seeking? (Only a medical opinion)

An im sure ull come outta those trainer bras soon too sis. size aint everything (or thats wat bluerattlesnake tol me NEway)

WHY U PICKIN ON ME? IS IT COS I IS BLACK?

U r what they call in England a sap... a sad excuse for a girl. no friends, no life, black sheep of the family. a 12 yr old with a baby and outta school, lookin 4 a job on tha streets

well remember to be SAFE and use "Prophylactics" (but u dont know what that means... too many syllables?)

Listen sis, I hate dissin Sisters. You are my Sister in Islam and so I should protect u... in fact, thats wot im gonna do.

U lowlife loner. U seeking attention wannabe like me. U gonna protect sisters on da b.com are u their dad or something. If u that desperate loner bored, why dont u say so, we can help u loner.

[Edited by Star on 29th October 2001 at 06:08]

[Khilari]

Originally posted by KaMrAn

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Hey BROTHER Kamran!!! U jus' made me laugh even more!!!! U r the best man (sorry Sparkle... even better than you!) But I gotta ask u something first...

When did you arrive in England? Are you finding ur way around London ok? The boat trip must have been a long one. I can tell by ur English that u aint been here too long...

And u r SOOOOO nice to me... u even start with:
"Your so stupid lowlife and thick person I NEVER met in my life..." Really? I guess u r right... since u have... NEVER met me!!!

OK OK... I can see I made u a bit mad... so I'll clarify some stuff 4 u. U didnt know each other's A[/b]ge/S[/b]ex/L[/b]ocation????? because in this link:

http://www.bangladesh.com/forums/sho...d=7970[/b]

and it was titled: "I LUV U NEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

and it was posted THIS october... 19th... 20.56 and 21.00!!

So u didnt know anything about each other??? Were you asking for "confirmation"??? Oh dear.

You must have such a gr8 life... im so jealous now! I wish I was "about" to go out with someone off the internet... ur friends must rate u 4 that man. Someone who u (for all u know) cud be really good looking!!!! (or.... maybe not... no offence Nez, but to be honest, no-one really knows what any1 else looks like)

U r now my IDOL. U r just too bad!!! And its true man - u r soooo popular here too!! U r jus the best man. Bet u have even got a job, which pays u £100,000 a year and u must have ALL the women falling at ur feet (?halitosis)

U THA MAN BRO. I JUST WISH I WAS U!!

[Edited by Star on 5th November 2001 at 16:28]

[Khilari]

Originally posted by KaMrAn
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I think u just proved what a loser u are... (and also that your IQ probably matches ur shoe-size... 2)

I dont think I need to cuss u this time... u've done enuff 2 urself in that last post...

[Edited by Star on 5th November 2001 at 16:30]