Majic Botoi. ( Only a joke, no offence)

[forhad_miah]

A D U L T O N L Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi guys.

A joke about a magic Botoi.(Voodooo Dick)
There was a well known Business man,
Who is always on business trip leaving his wife at home on her own.

His wife at home very lonely and very bored, so what she does is goes out and flirt with guys and most of the times ends up in bed with strangers, the business man couldn't do anything to stop her,

So what he did, before he went to his next business trip.

He went to a sex shop and asked the assistant for a vibrator "for a special Vibrator".
The assistant showed various types of vibrator in various different sizes, but the business man didn't fancy any models, and he asked to see a very special one.

The assistant got one vibrator out from a very special box packaged in a special way.
Then the assistant says to the business man this is a very special vibrator and there are very few about, and it has a very special function ie. voice activated, u can reduce the size and length by commanding with ur voice.

The business man asks to demonstrate the vibrator.
OK said the assistant, the assistant commanded the vibrator (voodooo dick)to screw the key hole the vibrator then reduced it size and length and started to f***k the key hole, then the assistant commanded voodooo dick stop and it stoped.

Business man bought the voodoo dick and went home.
That evening he was again going out on a business trip, so he took the magic vibrator to his wife and said "honey if u r desprate and in need, dont go out flirting with guys u could use this majic botoi (voodooo dick)

it is very simple to use all u do is command anything and it will do it.

That night the wife was again lonely and bored, what she did was got the Voodooo dick and command it to alter it's size to 10" and to screw her *****,whilst it was doing it her, she was enjoying it every moment of time.

After an hour o so she got fed up and wasnt enjoying at all, so she was moaning and screaming saying stop,stop,stop srewing me, but it didnt stop.

What can she do to stop the vibrator, she was sweating and very tired there's no way that she could stop the vibrator.
At that situation she got dressed and got into her car whilst the magic botoi was inside her, she headed towards the hospital in the though that the hospital could do something, anyway while she was driving, she couldn't concentrate on the road,she was all over the place nearly causing an accident.

A police car stopped her and saying r u drunk madam, she replied no.
The officer asked again
replied no.
Officer asked where r u going, she replied tp the hospital because i am in an awkard situation that i'll have to go to the hospital.

The officer say's can i ask u what's ur problem.
Yes replied the lady saying i ahve a voodooo dick inside me.

The officer burst out luaghing,saying voodoo dick my ass.

Next u know the majic botoi iside the officer's ass.

[This message has been edited by forhad miah (edited 03 April 2000).]

[This message has been edited by forhad miah (edited 03 April 2000).]

[Ahad]

Forhad Bro,

You are KHOBIS.

I am disappointed in you.

AA (But nice joke, should be sensored)