LIMERICKS...

[Pulak_Bose]

There was this man, from the dry land, with a beard,
Who said," It is just as I feared !
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard !"

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There was a young lady of Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger,
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside -
And the smile on the face of the tiger !

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There was a young wife from Antigua
Who remarked to her spouce,
" What a pigua !"
He retorted," My queen,
Is it manners you mean ?
Or do you refer to my figua ?"

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