Ali G

[Locky]

I know this a bit late but who cares. Hope you guys enjoy it.

Subject: Ali G's Millenium Message

Booyakasha

Big shout out goin out to the Ackney massive-aiii,Now check dis,de minnellium is a very special event coz it happens
only once every two fousand years-so if u is ill or asleep on January de 31st den you iz missing a big night.

A lot of human beings has asked me, wot iz you doin for de night of de minnellium, I has negotiated double me
normal salary for DJing for 2 hours at the Crooked Billet in Iver Heath 36
squid (cash in hand, no questions
answered)-shout out to the Billet possee.

After dat I will be bringin together de East and West Staines massiv in historical peace gesture. We will be makin a human
Chane round de John Nike leisure centre in Bracknell, and will be passin roun
de ''Minnellium spliff'' dat I iz spent 6 months makin-from exactly 2000 RiZzla, an it has a little sumfin in it from every respectable hash production country in the world. I hope to bring de world together in one puff.

Now, wot is been de history of de last minnellium. Well two fousand years ago god created...punani, an it went unchanged until 700 years later, when de shaven haven was invented-in germany. In de middle of de 1700s sumbody had de brilliant idea of creatin panties to cover de fanny, an it took anover 50 years for anybody to have de brilliant idea to take dem off.
Florence Nightingale also lived in de dark. 1914 did not only see the start of de Vietnam War-which was won by Jean-Claud Van Dam for America an de USA
but it was
also dat one of me ancestors invented de 'G-string'-which allow for full exposure of de buttocks whilst keepin
de aromas intact. Nobody knows wot will appen to de punani in de 20th century-I have my theories and hope to be at e fourfront of any research wot might be done. Me messege for de new mimellium:keep it real,keep it clean.