> > ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL?

[Ozz]

Hi everyone,

Try this!


> > ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL?
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> > This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not
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> > SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS.
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> > There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult.
> > You just need to think like a professional.
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> > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator ?
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> > THE CORRECT ANSWER IS:
> > Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
> > This question tests whether or not you are doing
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> > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?
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> > INCORRECT ANSWER IS: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and
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> > CORRECT ANSWER IS: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe,
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>in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your
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> > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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> > CORRECT ANSWER IS: The elephant. The elephant is in the
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> > This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.
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> > OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this
> > one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a
> > professional.
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> > 4. The river is home to a thousand crocodiles. How do you cross it?
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> > CORRECT ANSWER IS: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are
> > attending the animal conference! This question tests your reasoning

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> > If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a
> > true professional. Wealth, success and large airships await you.
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> > If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to
> > do but hey, you'll certainly make ground crew.
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> > If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger
> > flipper in a fast food joint.
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> > If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs.
> > It's the only way you will ever make any money.
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> > If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not
> > require any higher mental functions at all, such as law or
> > politics or program management
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[aff]

Ozz, I think Im in trouble mate, but aint gonna sell my organs though!

seeya
aff

[Ozz]

AFF Don't worry mate I managed 2 out of 4 myself the ifrst time i did it .

Ozz

[Farhana_faz]

I got all of them incorrect. hee hee.
I am sooooooooooooo dumbbbb.!!!

[r_choudhury]

Hi Mr / Mrs? Ozz,What is your Mental Stage Now? Stable / Unstable Did you Show the Psychiatrist?
If you have not and need more help to overcome your Mental illness such as Schizophrenia (Panic Attacks).

Should you need any inforamtion regarding Mental Health do not hesitate to make contact But not when your on hyper Temp.

(This is for making unsensible Comments to my replies to Rima's Hot Bath Broadcast.)

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R. Choudhury

[This message has been edited by r.choudhury (edited 13 March 2000).]

[This message has been edited by r.choudhury (edited 13 March 2000).]

[KhadijahIslam]

Salaaaaamzzzzzzz

Hey Choudary, c'mon there is no need at all to be like that!Ppl here r very nice, except for the od one or two.

I am proud to announce that i got
0/0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Farhana, i think i'm rubbing my brainlessness on to u....lol

U guys r good to get 2/4!!!!!!!Well done bros!

wassalam

[Ozz]

R choudury : U r not inteligent enough to come to this site, so go away.

To everyone: Never mind about the score but hope u enjoyed it.