CUTTING EDGE HUMOUR

[forhad_miah]

ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wm
DISCOVERER:Adam
ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.8kg
(but known to vary between 40kgand 200kg)
OCCURANCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas
HALF-LIFE: Deteriorate after about 25 years, sometimes rapidly losing shape and lustre.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
Surface is usually covered with a painted film
boils at nothing, freezes without known reasons.
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if used incorrectly
Found in various states ranging from virgin metals to common ore
Warms to pressure applied to correct points.

REACTIVE PROPRTIES*
Has a great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
Can explode spontaneously without prior warning and for not known reason
Stable in liquids, but activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol
The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

USES*
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
May be a great aid in elaxation
can be an effective cleaning agent

COLOUR*
Pure specimen turns rosey pink when discovered in natural state
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

HANDLING*
Highly dangerous except when in experianced hands
Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintaned at different locations as long as the specimens do not come into contact with each other.

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[Farhana_faz]

CHEMISTRY???????

[Ozz]

Nice one mate !!!

That was quite funny and reminded me of good old A' Level Chemistry.

[Ahad]

I didn't think anyone would have the gits to discuss female Chemistry.

Being in this site for the past week I for one will not speak or comment about womens chemistry although I amire them and I am still searching for the right one for life long friendhip.

[Pheonix]

NOT FUNNY!!!

Oh, okay dammit....

i did find it funny!!