Vocabulary Test for the Dirty Minded

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QUESTIONS:


1. What is a four-letter word that ends in ‘k’ and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man’s trouser that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with ‘f ‘ and ends with ‘u-c-k’?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in ‘ u-n-t ‘ and one of which is a word for a woman?
6. What four-letter word begins with ‘f’ and ends with’ k’, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?
7. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
8. What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?
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Answers are given below:

1. talk
2. legs
3. a $20 bill
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. fork
7. Almond Joy candy bar
8. surname