Asian Phenomina!!!!

[Locky]

big match tomorrow (man. utd.-firontenia), so i guess i am going crazy. read this,

>>MOST OF YOU MITHUN'S CAN RELATE TO THIS, SO DON'T TRY AND DENY IT.
>>
>>More Asian Phenomina!!!
>>
>>Asian's in the UK
>>
>>>The Girls
>>1.Noticeably play around with your hair when thay see a cute guy.
>>2.Have a rather large selection of black >>jeans and black tops with blackcoats. >>Those that believe they are particularly >>cool wear longblack leather coats-trying to
>> give it the Alliyah look which went out >>ages ago.
>>3. Speaking of clothes... some refuse to >>wear nothing else but designer clothes >>that are blatantly visible to a blind >>person..the word SAD springs to mind.
>>4.All have mobile phones. This is not a >>bad thing, but they have been known to
>>whip the phone out at any given >>opportunity to show that someone actually >>cares about what they are talking about.
>>5.They do not like to go out with other >>Asian girls who are more pretty then they
>>are-reduces their chances of success. Two
>>good Asian female friends should not ***** >>about the other behind their back-common
>>problem.
>>6.Have exhausted the word 'innit'.>>>>
>>7.Refuse to dance to anything other than
>>soul, swing and hip hop because they >>don't know how to.
>>8.Speaking of dancing..many think they are
>>good at it , but in reality, never move >>their feet from the same spot!!
>>9.Whenever they are in a large group, they
>>feel the need to stare menacingly at other
>>Asian girls..especially if they look better
>>than they do.
>>10.Dance in circles at all parties and >>clubs.
>>11.Have straight or wavy brown hair with
>>highlights. For optimal coolness, some
>>Asian girls are streaking theirs red.
>>Will always see one in a Nissan Micra in
>>Southall and the surrounding area.
>>12.Will always know someone just to get
>>a discount for anything.
>>13.Pretty girls go out with ugly guys, as
>>they know he will not give her hassle, is
>>always good for a lift and paying at the >>bar.
>>14.Are not allowed out after 5.30pm and
>>if they are, they have to be back by 8pm >>latest. Yes this also applies to many who >>are 20.
>>15. Why do so many Asian girls have >>
>>attitude for no reason.
>>16. Most Asian girls are obsessed with >>money and 'My man's got..what's yours got?'
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The Guys

>>>>1. Some have their hair cut like dicks..
>>no hair at the side and a blob of hair at >>the top.
>>Others feel the need to wear bomber jackets
>>even in summer..most common form is Schott
>>jackets.These jackets act as a comfort and >>security for those guys who get blown away >>from light breeze....who are not hard and >>wish they were...who do not have a built >>body but like t create the illusion they do.
>>3.Think they rule the world if they go to
>>a club with a pretty woman.
>>Ugly guys get the pretty girls. Clever >>girls go out with the ugly guys for >>reasons mentioned above.
>>5.Try and rub their pelvis up girls asses >>when in clubs thinking that this is the >>most effective way to pull girls. stupid
>>girls like this.
>>6.Hang around the dance floor with beer in >>their hand hoping a babe will come along >>and compliment them on their wonderful >>ability to stand there allnight without >>moving an inch.

Finally this are not my opinions. Just thought you guys might have a laugh.

[butterfly_s]

whoever is it did real good research on asians.

[Farhana_faz]

thats so true

I guess i am a bit different as i jus dyed my hair purple!!

khadijah...... its kinda working!!

[Locky]

hey Farhana, you must be joking,right. Give my salam to your mum and dad and have a nice EID. Say hello to Amin and your sisters.

[KhadijahIslam]

Salam...
FARHANA , WE ARE MEANT TO DO IT TOGETHER!!!
....so we can blame eachothers bad influence!!!....lol

Lumpy!!!!!
Hey, its ok, im coming over at 10am-ish farhana.......
i cant find the lylac suit...lol

Does it look nice?
we r using the same colour right...?

HEY LOCKY....Farhana is faaaaaaar from joking...lol

wassalam!!
have a great eid!

[Farhana_faz]

HEYY lOCKY

why dint u come over?? my bro's sitting around doing nuffing! he is actually sleeping right now, that lazy git


khadijah.... It was sooooo fun innit!!! Locky u beta believe it... me and khadijah are walking around with lilac hair right now.. dont worry it'll wash out soon! .

[Locky]

oh my God, you girls actually did it.