Deliveries!

[aga_kha]

dont u just hate it wen theyre late!
no1 cood b bothered 2 cook 2day so we ordered kebabs at 9! n its nearly 10 n it hant arrived yet-im sooo hungry!

im definitely not tipping.

[Star]

Originally posted by aga_kha
dont u just hate it wen theyre late!
no1 cood b bothered 2 cook 2day so we ordered kebabs at 9! n its nearly 10 n it hant arrived yet-im sooo hungry!

im definitely not tipping.

thot u were talkin bout havin babies

[Ms-Bored]

I hate home deliveries, esp when ur hungry and u have ppl ful of anties and there sh1tty kids moaning for food and u order and it takes about 2 hours to come and there constantly moaning...

this happend the other day... my family were cooking for the next day cos the fella whom im marrying was coming the next day and they didnt eat what me ma and aunties where cooking (chicken tandoori, mean curry, fish curry..) so i ordered some pizza, chips, burgers, fried chicken cus iu cudnt be arsed walking down 2 blocks to get them in 15 mins...

so me ma was waiting outside cos this delivery paki man came and was looking for our house soo me ma being me ma, swore at him hahahah i was dead embarrassed but i told me cus to pay him hahahahahah

i was like mum OH MY GOSH... she said soooooo we orded like 2hours ago.. blah blah blah...

about 2 days before that i was being lazy again and instead of going to the pizza shop 2 blocks down i decieded to go to domnio pizza in my car... dont know what possessed me, again it was for my cuz...

i parked on Zig Zag lines... and aparently this police guy was waitng outside for 5 mins and i wnet out and said officer shall i move my car... the fcker said NO its too late, i was like ok... so i gave him my sh1tty info so he booked me 3 fcking points on my lience and £60 fine...

as u can guess i went home empty handed... i was fuming so badly that i just went to bed...

thats 6 fcking points on my licence for the same offence PC30 hahahahah i dont learn the first time... so now, i dont park just anywhere.... i've paied sooo may parking fines its unbeliveable...!!! i finaly learnted that the roads are not owned by me da... well not like bdesh...

i can foresee my insurance rocket high next year.... man i already pay over a grand cos i live in a high risk area....

Ms. Bored
x x x x x

the fuker police guy cud of given me a caution like they do to burglers!!! Bastards!!!

[aga_kha]

yea i read smewhere that liverpool has the highest insurance premium n norwich has the second lowest.

1 of my mates recently passed her driving test, 2 weeks after passing she was banned, lol.

i dint tink ne1 wud reply to this thread. neway, lol @ star. im too young to be thinking abt babies.

the kebabs arrived, n now im soo ful, i can hardly move. n i dint even finish my food. my bro goes r u on a diet?-i was like 'dont b so stupid!'

[SNOOP_KUTHA]

i been dietin, i mean like i now have diet coke sometimes and 2 pieces of cucumber with my rice



deliveries take da piss, unless its like somewhere from pizza hut

[burns]

Originally posted by Ms-Bored

i parked on Zig Zag lines... and aparently this police guy was waitng outside for 5 mins and i wnet out and said officer shall i move my car... the fcker said NO its too late, i was like ok... so i gave him my sh1tty info so he booked me 3 fcking points on my lience and £60 fine...

as u can guess i went home empty handed... i was fuming so badly that i just went to bed...

thats 6 fcking points on my licence for the same offence PC30 hahahahah i dont learn the first time... so now, i dont park just anywhere.... i've paied sooo may parking fines its unbeliveable...!!! i finaly learnted that the roads are not owned by me da... well not like bdesh...

i can foresee my insurance rocket high next year.... man i already pay over a grand cos i live in a high risk area....

Ms. Bored
x x x x x

the fuker police guy cud of given me a caution like they do to burglers!!! Bastards!!!

hey shame you didnt plump for PC Khan. he might have been able to get you off

[Bang_Ali]

Originally posted by Ms-Bored

i parked on Zig Zag lines... and aparently this police guy was waitng outside for 5 mins and i wnet out and said officer shall i move my car... the fcker said NO its too late, i was like ok... so i gave him my sh1tty info so he booked me 3 fcking points on my lience and £60 fine...

Ms. Bored
x x x x x

the fuker police guy cud of given me a caution like they do to burglers!!! Bastards!!!

Hey Bored, was the policemans name Khan by any chance? Getting his revenge for being dumped? hee hee

From your and Aga's story, I suppose the moral of the story is either

(1) never go out with a pig (and dump him), or
(2) learn to cook.

I learnt to cook a couple of years back when I started uni coz I got really fed up with eating out and from restaurants. The food was too oily and after awhile it put me off eating.
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I know he's your fiance, but he sounds like a stuck up git. It's so rude to not eat at someones house if they've been slaving away for you.

Once I went to a bhabhis house in London. I went unannounced and my bhabhi had to cook while looking after her two very naughty children. As you can imagine, she wasn't able to pay full attention and the curry tasted awful.

She kept asking me how it was and I kept trying to drag a smile onto my face and say it was great. She kind of realised as I wasn't eating very much, but still I kept insisting it tasted O.K

If that was my house and somebody was being so rude, never mind the wedding, they'd be asked to leave straight away (unless they had a medical allergy to certain foods).