...does size matter???

[Bang_Ali]

Originally posted by MaKe_iT_LEgAL
I have one

You have one

Your mother uses your father's one

And your auntie uses your uncle's one

A married lady would acquire one

But a divorced lady would lose her one

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one

Michael J. Fox has a shorter one

Madonna doesn't have one

The Chinese usually have short ones

While the Indian usually have long ones

Do you have one?

How long is your one?

Which one is your preferred one?










What are you thinking of?!





Answer : it's your Surname! what else !!!


lol u have a dirty mind...

but I like the way you think .........

Its not the quantity that matters, its the quality that counts. I mean you wouldn't want just any "willy-nilly" now would you? You wouldn't want one that would make you sound like a d1ck?















I'm talking about names too!

[Ms-Bored]

size of the "danda" matters if there useless in the bed room department... but if there really experienced i guess u can have a small "danda" cos they can please the woman by other means such as Foreplay!!!

Ms. Bored
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Ps not that iv had lots of experience with lots of men...im just speculating and the theory does sound logical?!

[MaKe_iT_LEgAL]

ms_Bored...

im not quite sure u understood the the thread.

but thank u anyway...

[Ms-Bored]

I do fullyl understand about the thread it was a bit boring with the punch line on the surname so i thought i'd go into more "porno"graphic details lol

Ms. Bored
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but keeping in track of this thread size does matter cos my name is sooo to sound a bit NAFF Mrs. Saira Sayed
- how the fck is my signature gonna look like

i would rather have Mrs Khanna (after akshaye Khanna) or maybe Mrs Khan (after Shahrukh khan?? or Dilly lol not). hmmmm

i think i shall stick to my usal Ms. Ali lol!!

[MaKe_iT_LEgAL]

''...i am Sayera sayed reporting for ITV news west midlands. ''

lol its got a bit of a ring hasnt it?!