English, a crazy language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suhanaa]

Sightings of the Stupid


*A friend had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put all his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they'd take up less room. When he told me I was with another friend. She thought it was a good idea too.


*I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."


*The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red.
She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing DRIVING???"



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.............KeWl thy name iS 'ANNA'................

[Suhanaa]

hee hee hee hee hee







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.............KeWl thy name iS 'Anna'................