The `Surds'...

[Pulak_Bose]

Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
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Banta : When did George Washington die ?
Santa : Two days before his FUNERAL
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Banta : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Santa : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
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Banta singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta singh "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.
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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents' achievements to each other.
Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh : Yes, I have.
Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh : Yes, I have.
Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.
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Banta Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided to do his Ph.D. Banta was looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis when he saw a cockroach. Banta placed the cockroach on the table and cut one of its leg. Then he said "WALK". The cockroach moved forward. Then Banta cut its second leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach managed to moves forward. Then Banta cut its third leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach managed to wriggle forward on one leg. Finally Banta cut its fourth leg and said "WALK". The poor cockroach could not move and lay helplessly on the table. He repeated the same experiment with over 1000 cockroaches. He found that the results in all cases matched satisfactorily. Banta was jubiliant, "NOW" thought Banta "MY THESIS IS READY" and proceeded to write it : "WHEN YOU CUT FOUR LEGS OF A COCKROACH IT BECOMES DEAF"
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A Sardarji got the 4th child. He filled in the data in the birth certificate:
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write `Chinese' when both parents are Sikh?"
"Aah", Sardarji now read from a newspaper,"... every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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A surd went to a barber shop wearing walkman headphones: "Cut my hair please, but do not remove the headphones." The hairdresser began the task but, now, needed to get under the headphones to finish his work. He removed the headphones thinking that the surd would never even notice. The surd fell on the floor, choked, turned blue and died. The hairdresser picked up the headphones to see what he was listening to and heard: "Breath In, Breath Out, Breath In, Breath Out....."
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Two surds went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore. The first surd said : "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish."
The other answered: "Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot."
"You idiot!" retorted the first, "How do you know we will get the same boat tomorrow?"

[Selina_Choudhury]

Very interesting Pulok . . so how are you?? Long time no chat. . . . . sorry could not read the whole post but i am sure it must be interesting

Salaam from Sylhet