JOKES FOR FUN

[Anita]

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

[Anita]

A young woman was sitting on the bus cooing her baby when a drunk staggered aboard and down the aisle. Stopping in front of her, he looked down and pronounced, "Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen."
The woman burst into tears and there was such an outcry of sympathy among the other passengers that they kicked the drunk off. But the woman kept on sobbing and wailing so loudly that finally the driver pulled the bus over to the side of the road.
"Look, I don't know what the bum said to you, "the driver told his inconsolable passenger, "but to help calm you down I'm going to get you a cup of tea." And off he went, coming back shortly with a cup of tea from the corner deli.
"Now calm down, Lady," soothed the driver, "everything is going to be OK. See, I brought you a cup of nice, hot tea, and I even got a banana for your pet monkey!"

[LoveBird]

Thanks Anita for your Jokes.

[LoveBird]

Max fell in love with Maureen, but the pretty Irish
lass wouldn't marry him unless he converted from
Judaism to Catholicism. Love being stronger than any
other emotion, Max undertook the studies that would
make him a good Catholic.

Some months later, Maureen ran into her friend Paula,
who asked, "When's your wedding?"

Maureen answered, "There'll be no wedding."

"Why not?"

"Max studied so hard he now wants to be a priest!"

[LoveBird]

A very posh lady was walking around an art gallery when she
stopped by one particular exhibit.
"I suppose this picture of a hideous witch is what you would call
modern art?" she asked very pompously.
"No, ma'am," replied the assistant, "it's what we call a mirror."

[Anita]

Originally posted by LoveBird
Thanks Anita for your Jokes.

No probz!!

[Anita]

he he he he he he