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English + Scotsman Joke
Around the medieval ages, when King Edward V gallops up with his horse to the border which divides England + Scotland. Behind Edward V was his entire English army ready to conquer Scotland. Edward V turns back and asks one of his soldier's "Are you ready to die for your country today ?" + the soldier replied "Sorry, but I just came yesterday." Suddenly one Scotsman appeared on a far distant opposite hill and he pointed up his two fingers and started swearing at King Edward V. So King Edward V turnt back and asked his 2nd commander of the English army, "what the devil is that man doing ?" Where the 2nd commander replied, "I think he is cursing us." King Edward V full of rage, sent out a few soldiers to kill the Scotsman. Quickly the Scotsman ran back to another hill and repeated his swearing and cursing Edward. So King Edward V sent a fleet of soldiers to kill the Scotsman. Again the Scotsman ran back to another hill, further away in the distance and in the fog and still kept on swearing at the king. So King Edward V sent a battalion of soldiers to kill the Scotsman. An hour later, the 2nd commander crawls up to King Edward V on all fours with all cuts, bruises and bloody to the bone. He tells the King, "Cier, Cier, it was a trap, there was 2 Scotsman"
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WHAT PART OF IT, U COULD NOT GET ? U R CUTTING JOKE, CZ U R SMART ENOUGH. (where r u ?) IRONMAN. |
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