'Test'

[Abdur_Rahman]

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'

[Fary]

Ha ha.. good one!

[ladywithlooks]

funny....got more?

[Bangali_Nutter]

That was really quite funny!!

How do you think the two main political parties in Bangladesh would hunt out the Rabbit?


Khaleda Zia would call a all-party hartal and refuse anyone to enter or leave the forest if the rabbit does not show up.

Whereas, Shk. Hasina will probably seek out the rabbit by allowing the Indians to build a road through the forest sending in troops whilst proclaiming that the road is in the interest of the forest wildlife...

Take care



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Actually, I'm really quite a nicer guy!

[butterfly_s]

THE END OF THE STORY:

RABBIT WAS NOT FOUND. SO WHAT? ONCE THE ROAD HAS BEEN BUILT LETS THE ROAD BE NAMED AFTER RABBBIT MUJIB ROAD.

AND THE ROAD IS NOW OPEN FOR INDIA TO HAVE FREE DRUGS TRADE.

[Fary]

Yup...and then there would be a national holiday to celbrate the inaugeration of "Rabbit Mujib Road". The naural floral population in the forest would decline because it is of ABSOLUTE necessity to shower amader "desher baaper" rasta!!

khek khek!

[butterfly_s]

FOR BNP:

THAT PARTICULAR RABBIT IS LOST. SO WHAT?
GET THOUSAND OF MICE AND SET TEHM FREE.
I FOOLED HASINA. THTS HOW HASINA WILL BE BUSY CLEANING UP MY MESS.