How do you know its gona be a bad day?

[Abdur_Rahman]

1)You wake up - face down on the pavement

2)You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold

3)You see a "60 minutes" news team waiting for you in your office

4)Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles

5)You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city

6)Your twin brother forgets your birthday