Tickle Your Funny Bone!

[LoveBird]

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WHAT????

[Farhana_faz]

WHAT????

[LoveBird]

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things."

"Well," the doctor replied, "Go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her.If she doesn't reply, move about five feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of her deafness."

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife who's in the kitchen chopping some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He gets no response.

He moves about 5 feet closer and ask again. No reply. He moves 5 feet closer . Still no reply.

He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

[LoveBird]

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Steve, 3. The boys began to argue over who will get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say ,"Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait."

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,"Steve, you be Jesus!."

[LoveBird]

Once a construction worker came to a Doctor complaining of constipation.The doctor check his rear end , took a baseball bat and hit his back several times and let him go the restroom.
The man moved his bowel, got relief of his contipation.Thanking the doctor he asked "What can I do to prevent future constipation?"
The doctor replied"Stop wiping your back with cement paper".

[LoveBird]

Once a police officer pullover a guy because he was weaving in and out of his lane suspecting he is drunk.
The police office asked him to do a breath test for alcohol.
The Guy said"I can not do it, because I have bad asthma".
Then the officer asked for blood test .
The guy said ,"I can not do it. I am a Hemophiliac."
Then the officer asked him to walk on a white line.
The guy said,"I can not do it, because I am drunk."