Italians on the bus !!!

[Pulak_Bose]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swin", retorted the lady indignantly "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!".

"Hey, coola down lady", said the Italian "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi".

[butterfly_s]

Hello, pulok

nice joke. had to strech my facial muscles so much i got muscleache just like this one

butterfly

how come this html tags not working. ****!!!!!!


[This message has been edited by butterfly.s (edited 10 April 2000).]

[Pulak_Bose]

Hi Butterfly,
It was nice of you to have flown in here to butt in ! hope, your facial muscles regained its natural structure and texture.

Incidentally, how do you react to the following proposition :
"An Archaelogist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. " - Agatha Christie.

[butterfly_s]

GOSH Y DIDNT U YA TELL ME BEFORE.......


NOW?
OH WELL MAY BE SECOND ONE.. STILL HAVE CHANCE;D