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Old 31st March 2000, 14:22
mehreen mehreen is offline
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Assalam-Aliakum,
am new on this site, i hope that i have sent this correctly!!



*Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when taken to
mosque, but so small when taken to the mall.

*Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour,
but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

*Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the mosque
seem, but how short they are when watching a movie.

*Funny how people can't think of anything to say
when they pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to
talk about to a friend.


*Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in THE QURAN but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

*Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to
fit a muslim event into their schedule, but can adjust
their schedule for other events at the last moment.
*Funny how hard it is for people to learn the simple
gospel, well enough to tell others, but how simple it
is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

*Funny how people believe what the newspaper says,
but question what the Quran says.

*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided
they do not have to believe, think, say or do anything.
*Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through
e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you
start sending messages regarding Allah, people
think twice about sharing.
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Old 31st March 2000, 21:12
Farhana_faz Farhana_faz is offline
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walaikum assalaam mehreen
welcome to the site and hope u enjoy.....

i got that joke b4..its funny coz its true...lol
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Old 1st April 2000, 08:36
KhadijahIslam KhadijahIslam is offline
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Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakaatuhu

Hey Mehreen, welcome to the site!!!

I got that one from Farhana....
its really so true...

take care
wassalam
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