LAST PERSON TO POST HERE IS THE WINNER

[IRONMAN]

Originally posted by Slaya_of_Evil
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AND WHAT DID YOU WRITE IN BANGLA. IS IT 'I SMELT YA'.


Naah, I was told it meant shut ur mouth.

Correct me if it's wrong, please.

NO I CAN'T CORRECT U. U R DOING FINE AS U R TOLD.

[IRONMAN]

ANOTHER RIDDLE
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Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a Bobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 3 butts that he finds.

Today, he has collected 27 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

[Slaya_of_Evil]

9 Ironman

[lil_bangladesh_boe]

12

[Slaya_of_Evil]

Yo Tinman! People have posted replies here, don't u go keeping us waiting whilst u live it large in the Land of Oz.

[IRONMAN]

9 IS WRONG.

12 IS GOOD TRY, BUT NOT CORRECT.

[IRONMAN]

Welfare forms...can you believe it ?
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(bloopers) were taken from actual letters by a Welfare Department in application for financial support:

1. I am forwarding a marriage certificate and six children, I have seven, one died, which are baptized on a half sheet of paper.

2. I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get the money?

3. Mrs. Jones has had no clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the preacher.

4. I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?

5. I am glad to report that my husband, who is missing, is dead.

6. This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?

7. Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.

8. I am very annoyed to find out that you branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.

9. In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.

10. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 5 children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.

11. My husband got his project cut off last week and I haven't had any relief since.

12. Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.

13. You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference?

14. I have no children yet as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.

15. In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

16. I want money quyickly as I can get it. I have been in bed with the same doctor for 2 weeks and he doesn't do any good. If things don't improve I will have to get another doctor to help him.

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SARDAR JI.
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."