LAST PERSON TO POST HERE IS THE WINNER

[Anika]

Originally posted by IRONMAN
HERE IS ANOTHER RIDDLE.

SOMEONE AT A PARTY INTRODUCES YOU TO YOUR MOTHER'S ONLY SISTER'S HUSBAND'S SISTER IN LAW. HE HAS NO BROTHERS. WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS LADY?

you call her an imposter!!!

if he has no brothers then he couldn't have a sister-in-law.

[Slaya_of_Evil]

Thank U Ironman for ur compliment, me so chuffed, me gunna hide, under Surma Nodi

As for your mother's sister's riddle-no no no, not ur mother's siter's riddle, I just realised what i've typed but u know what me on about eh?

I would call her my Khala?...unless this someone is introducing me to my own mother!!

[IRONMAN]

Originally posted by Anika

you call her an imposter!!!

if he has no brothers then he couldn't have a sister-in-law.

COME ON SIS, DON'T JUMP TO THE CONCLUSION LIKE THIS. I KNOW YOU CAN THINK. GIVE IT A 2nd THOUGHT.

[IRONMAN]

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer,
a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and
the three engineers look at each other wondering what
could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the
electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault
might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars,
suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified
and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about
anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we
close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the
windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"

[IRONMAN]

I DON'T REMEMBER I POSTED THIS JOKE BEFORE.
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two Ass Holes."

"What? He had two Ass Holes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two Ass Holes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two Ass Holes.'"

[IRONMAN]

Originally posted by Slaya_of_Evil

I would call her my Khala?...unless this someone is introducing me to my own mother!!

MORE THAN 99% CORRECT. READ THE RIDDLE AGAIN, AND YOU WILL FIND IT.

[Slaya_of_Evil]

About the party riddle again-is this someone known as the 'host' of the party?