My neighbours

[mikemodano]

I don't know where they come from, but when they make food, I always get the feeling I ate something with garlic, and when they play music, it is all Hare Krishna until langt på natt.

I am getting sick and tired of being harassed by my sweaty neighbours; I have nothing against foreigners, as long as they're not Swedes, of course, don't get me wrong, but to be kept våken every night listening to loud female moaning and Hare Krishna doesn't quite get it off for me.

Should I konvertere to Buddhism? Or is Hinduism more acceptable where they play this kind of Hare-Hare music?

[Graasek]

Loud female moaning isn't the worst way to be kept awake.
Unless of course, you are Ctid, and Moster is next door with Rocca.

Hare Hare is Hindu.

Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
Hare Rama, Hare Rama
Hare pus, Hare pus.

[mikemodano]

[quote]Originally posted by Graasek
[b]Loud female moaning isn't the worst way to be kept awake.
Unless of course, you are Ctid, and Moster is next door with Rocca.

- The problem is that I am NOT ctid; if I were, I would enjoy Moster going next door with rocca.

Imagine trying to sleep with loud female moaning next door when all you can do is play along with your dingeling. It is not good, Graasek. It is not good at all.

Playing with your dingie makes you frustrated, you want female company, and when you have none, you'll go out and drink 11 pints of lager, and then pick up a very ugly looking five-to-three girl and drag her home with you.

When you wake up the next day, you can't believe your own eyes, and you want to gnage off your arm which is under her head. It is not fair at all.

That is why I never drag them back home. I always let myself get dragged back to their place.

[Tegnestiften]

My neighbour is different, he is way senil and forgets to turn off the komfyr so the police show up and once in a while a brannmann or two as well and tell him not to lage mat when hjemmesykepleien is not supervising but do he listen?

No he doesn't so I found the løsning:

he is old. Very old. In fact so old that even bobby robson looks like a skolegutt. Well, so old people dont like music, and when I play heavy metal on fullt volum he gets too scared to make mat!

He smells fryktelig vondt too.