Bharat to launch spaceship!

[khankhel]

Bharat to launch spaceship!
Bharat has announced that she is about to launch a space rocket to the space - a news item viewed on the Geo TV. Bharat had tried once earlier also in a very celebrated & propagated test ceremony, his excellency PM Vachpai was the chief guest - but the bharat-made spaceship instead of flying upwards sunk into the soil and so much penetrated that it could not be retrieved thus far. Similarly during another test firing, their indigenous missile, named ‘Nag’ instead of flying upwards, blasted like a ‘frog’ at the launching pad and killed its architecture. At a number of occasions during test firing, their missiles have traveled quit in the opposite directions - and thus have killed many poor civilians. And it is for this reason that according to press trust of Bharat they have now scrapped the entire system of ‘trishol missiles’. By bringing the bad name of ‘flying coffins’ to the prideful Russian Mig fighter aircrafts, the world over, the Hindu pilots of Bharat have brought bankruptcy to the manufacturers of the aircrafts. Now what I am most worried about is; their announcement of launching another space rocket to the space, according to them the indigenously manufactured. If their space rocket is factually manufactured indigenously then there is no doubt that it is a ‘space coffin’- and ergo I request the Security Council of the UN to do something, otherwise bharat-made spaceship might turn as mad and cause a horrible disaster. If in a country of over one billion they could not produce a single fast bowler how they thought of going beyond the earth? Despite defying the Security Council resolutions for the last 56 years, they are yearning for permanent seat of Security Council in the UN, simply on the ground of their size - but it has never been the size, which determine the destiny. Had it been so buffalo would have been the king of the jungle. Lion has got neither horns nor a big haunch but still it has been the king of the jungle. Hence Pakistan must press for the permanent seat of Security Council in the UN above all, on the score of 57 Muslims countries.

[yayati]

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Hmmm...

I wonder what it will be made out of...cardboard??

[satan]

just pray that india stops experimenting otherwise anyday the rocket may move towards bangladesh though indians may be trying to aim at pakistan.

[ma_ruf]

Don't worry. Even it moves toward Bangladesh, it will explode before launching. So, no harm is done in the end.

[Raheel]

I hate history . I am so bored that I ended up coming to this section. I had to take it until grade 10. That was the end of it. We meet again .

[amee_patla_na]

hey I love history, love love love.

[Raheel]

Originally posted by amee_patla_na
hey I love history, love love love.

Considering to major on this?????? I just can't seem to grasp the idea of memrizing particular dates. I think I like what I'm majoring in or at least I'm trying to.