Heroin pizza

[mikemodano]

Did I ever tell you guys of my experiences with Greek food?
No? Well, I'd better not. Someone might find it offensive.

Anyway. I once ate a pizza in Greece, which was made by an Italian. Pizzas often are. But I found to my large disgust that the pizza also contained more than the usual ingredients of cheese, tomatosauce and pinapple.

Would you believe...when I was about to have my last piece, I caught a glimpse of a needle deep down in the cheese.

"Blimey, feckin' 'ell," I naturally thought. How the 'ell could someone mislay a needle in a pizza?

Well, I got the answer to that shortly, when the waiter came to serve me the bill a little later on. His eyes were all red and his talk a little snuffly.

I got up, shouted at everyone that they'd beware so they don't chew any heroin whilst they ate their food, and walked promptly out of the dodgy restaurant.

Fortunately, I'd not chewed on the needle, but I felt disgusted for ages after that incident.