Few Jokes i came across

[Bangla-Prince]

there probably really stale, so apologies if youve come across them before....


1)Two eggs are boiling in a pan, and the first egg says to the other egg, "How can they expect us to get hard in three minutes when we just got laid?"

2) Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."

3) Mike is at work one day when he notices that his colleague, Abdul, is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
"Hey Abdul, he yells out - I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of it,...it's only an earring." Says Abdul sheepishly.
"No really," probes Mike, "How long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

[urban_diva]

I dont really like your jokes....
But I like Star's..maybe you can ask him/her for some TIPS?

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[Bangla-Prince]

Diva, your right, they are rubbish! Won't post anymore.

[urban_diva]

Originally posted by Bangla-Prince
Diva, your right, they are rubbish! Won't post anymore.

awwww I didn't mean they were "rubbish". It just not my "cup of tea"
I'm sure other people enjoy reading it.


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