Joke

[BALA_FUA]

Cert: PG

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. Once he is in the bar he tells all the patrons that are present that for a round of drinks from everyone in the bar he will insert his d*** into the alligator's mouth and remove it unscathed. All the bar goers accepted the dare and each put up a drink. The man walks up to the alligator, takes his d*** out of his pants and puts into the alligator's mouth. He then grabs a beer bottle and smashes it over the alligator's head. The alligator immediately opens his mouth and the man removes his d*** unscathed. The crowd is left in awe. The man then says, 'If there is anyone here who is willing do the same thing, I will give them $500.'' From the back of the bar a woman stands up and says, ''I'll do it, if you promise not to smash the beer bottle over my head!''