wanna hear a joke?

[ifthekar_]

A Gas Problem

One day this old lady walks into the doctor's office and is shown into a room. When
the doctor comes in and asks what the problem is she answers, "I have awful gas, but
it doesn't bother me. You see, it's completely silent, and doesn't smell at all."

So the doctor, after examining her thoroughly gives her some pills and tells her to
take one everyday and come back in a week.

So the old lady comes back, and when the doctor asks if her problem is any better
she replies, "Well I don't know what you gave me but now my gas smells terribly!"

The doctor replies "Well now that we've got your sinuses cleared up let's work on
your hearing!"'







HOPE U GUYS LIKED THIS ONE.

[Pheonix]

lol.

Ifthekar, could you not post all you jokes under the same thread?! Jus a thought!!
Another kewwl joke tho!!

[Rahul46]

It was funny at first. I liked it, but what the **** "siuses" means. Do not care about Pheonix, ehat he said. He always loves to go against.

[Jajabar]

A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.

"God? You there, God?" he asked.

"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.

"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.

"Go ahead, my son, anything."

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."

The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a penny?"

God answered, "Sure, give me a second."

[Jajabar]

Beepo Singh queuing behind his friend at an ATM machine
Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN No. hee... hee...
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN No. if you saw it?
Beppo Singh: four asterisks!

Santa singh and Banta singh are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa Singh being energetic that day doesn't feel the computer to be heavy at all.
Atthe same time he sees that ;Banta Singh is struggling very hard to lift his computer.At this Santa Singh says "What Banta, my comp has a 500MB HD and yours has just 250, even then you cannot lift it???" At this Banta Singh thinks for a while and replies "Thats right, but my HD is full and yours is empty!"

A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said,"I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phonebook!"

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya karrahe ho (what are you doing)?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai - "Wash Basin."