wanna hear a joke?

[ifthekar_]

What did the condom say to the penis?
"Cover me im going in."

What did the L.A gang member say when a bunch of houses fell on him?
"Get of me homes."


One day this brown guy called up NASA and said "hey how are you im fine,thanks.Guess what me and my wife are going to the sun after we finish eating our daal.I still have a daal stain from yesterday but oh well."
Then the guy from NASA goes "you cant you'll burn up."
The brown guy goes "oh dont worry i already thought of that, we are going to go at night."

THIS IS FOR SNOOP_KUTHA AND ALL THAT SH*T HE SAID BUT ITS ALL GOOD.I GOT NO HARD FEELINGS.ITS JUST THAT I HAD A LOT ON MY HANDS SO I COULD'NT POST UP ANY MORE JOKES.BUT OTHER THEN THAT ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE THAT THOUGHT MY JOKES WERE GOOD. THANKS.

[TAMMANA]

hi !!!! if u don't mind could u explain the joke?????thanks tammana!!

[SNOOPY]

LOL...IFTHEKAR

I DIDNT MEAN IT IN A OFFENSIVE WAY...IT WAS JUST A COMMENT..

TAMMANA READ THE JOKES AGAIN, SO U UNDERSTAND