Wanna hear a joke?

[ifthekar_]

There were thre nuns talking to each other.

The first one said "guess what i found in the reveren's closet.I found some porn magazines".

Shocked the other two nuns asked whart she did with them.

"I burned them of course".

The next nun said "guess what i found in the reveren's closet.I found a pack of condoms".

The other nuns asked her what she did she do.

"I poked holes in them".

The third nun fainted.

[ICE]

i still think those 3 mens on da plane was really funny.

[Anika]

I liked all you're jokes but one question, why make so many threads? Why not put them all under one?

Here's one I know:

There was three men on a sinking ship, one was French the other Chinese and the other Canadian.

They were all asked to throw away something that they had enough of so the ship wouldn't sink so fast.

The French threw out a baguette (bread), the Chinese a
sack of rice, both saying they had enough at home.

The Canadian took out a gun and shot the French and said, we have enough of that at home.

[Faisal_Aslam]

Anika that was a nice joke but you did not write it well ...

Faisal Aslam

[Anika]

>>shrug<< sorry

at least you get it