SALESMAN CHECKING INTO A HOTEL

[annie]

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he
needed a
haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk
and
asked if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the
clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall is a special machine
that
should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine,
inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the opening, at which time
the
machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman
pulled
out his head and surveyed his head in the mirror, which reflected the
best
haircut he ever received in his life.
Down the hall was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures -
25
cents."
"Why not," thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands
into
the slot, and pulled them out perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This Machine Provides What
Men
Need Most When Away from Their Wives - cost 50 cents."
The salesman was embarrassed and looked both ways. Seeing nobody around
he
put in fifty cents, then unzipped his pants and stuck his penis into
the
opening - with great anticipation, since he had been away from his wife
for
2 weeks. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of
agony.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the
salesman
was able to withdraw his penis which now had a button sewed on the tip.

[Shah_Jalal]

hello annie. im just wondering if ur muslim or not? please lemme know. i would have emailed and asked privately, but ur email isnt set up.
thanx

[annie]

yeah, of course i'm muslim. why do u ask? what are you?

[Shah_Jalal]

salam.

yes im muslim to, alhumdulillah. sorry if u took offense by me asking, i was just checking cos there are alot of non-muslims in these boards aswell sometimes.

reason y i asked is that u shoodnt post them kinda jokes publically. keep them amoungst ur friends, but dont post them kinda jokes on open boards where brothers and sisters may read them. they may be young or old, or they may get offended. so please choose which jokes u want to put on the boards carefully.

im just giving some advice, please dont take offense. jazak illah. ur brother- shah jalal

[annie]

Originally posted by Shah_Jalal
salam.

reason y i asked is that u shoodnt post them kinda jokes publically. keep them amoungst ur friends, but dont post them kinda jokes on open boards where brothers and sisters may read them. they may be young or old, or they may get offended.

i didn't take it as an offence, but if it was too offensive then the editors would have deleted it, but they didn't.
You might of took it as an offence, but other people might not.

YOU GOTTA LIGHTEN UP SHAH JALAL!

[Shah_Jalal]

YOU GOTTA LIGHTEN UP SHAH JALAL!
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i am lightened! i actually find some of ur jokes very funny, its just wat im saying is that, in my opinion, u shoodnt post these kind of posts publically. keep them between ur friends.

jazak illah 4understanding.

salam

[annie]

Shut up!!!
Keep ur opinions to ure self