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[burns]

What kinda things have you stolen?

Now I want interesting thievery ok, I don’t wanna hear about how you stole money from your mom’s purse. And keep it clean too, don’t wanna hear bout you stealing some chicks dignity.

I haven’t stolen much really. When I was a kid I remember stealing the badges off cars. I had a massive collection of them. I even made a medallion out of a Mercedes badge.

But I could never nick a jaguar one, they were juss to tuff to take off, and the big Volkswagen badges on the front of the car, they are well tuff to take off aswell.

Infact a Volkswagen badge led to my downfall. My friend and I were out one night stealing badges when we came across a nice Volkswagen. Now previous experience had told us not to bother with the front grill badge so we went for the back one. A quick pry with the screwdriver and it popped off, it was at this point that we heard a massive shout from a geezer about 30meters away. I turned round and all I saw was a bout 10 big hefty white guys tumbling out of a restaurant and running towards us

now I was quite fast and instantly out sprinted them, their was no way they were gona catch me, but my mate who was normally quite fast too was wearing sandals, the tramp!

Anyway he got caught and they took him back to his house and made his mom pay 3 brownies.

So the next day when he came over he told me that his mom was suspicious of my role in the proceedings and that I should get rid of the evidence, so I had to collect up my collection and I chucked it into a building site at the end of our road. It was a well cool collection as well!!

[Rain4]

i had a mate who used to nick and collect car hubcaps! ...he was a white boy

[angeleyes]

Burns you have any idea how much it costs to replace the front Benz star.

Bastard people who steal them. Get your own freaking Merc.

Anyways, back to the topic.

[SNOOP_KUTHA]

my dad allways used to have mercs, he used to work down tower hamlets and the pesky kids used to allways jack the merc logo ...no matter how much times he replaced it, some lowlife would come along and take it

the brown one, the blue one, the red gangsta one, and the white one

all had there logo's stolen

I stole money from my uncles wallet a couple of times,and i found out recently that my sistaz have dipped there hands into his wallet to, his wallet was just fat, to the point the money used to stick out, so we just helped him spend it without him knowing,coincidentally this is the uncle that i worked in the restaurant with, so as far as im concerned, he deserved it, i usually only stole money, collecting car badges etc didnt do anything for me, but money allways helps.

[MaKe_iT_LEgAL]

ooooh... my biggest baddest 5 finger discount was a miniature digital camera (from beatties, just incase u wanted to know ), dis was bak in college days. wasnt like i couldnt pay for it, it was just to prove dat i cud... not proud of it at all.

[Safster]

That's gross Burns - I agree with angeleyes - you's a bastid. What if it was some poor gal/guy forked out whateverness for this prize car - only to have some jerkoff kid steal it.

I haven't heard of anything like that in North America (minus on The Simpsons). I'm thankful for it.

I haven't stoldeded anything - once took $4 from my dad's wallet if that counts Even if I did steal something, I wouldn't go abouts flaunting it. Do believe I wrote previously about hiding your sins so God'll hide yours on the Last Day n'est-ce pas.

I don't even buy stolen goods...although must say I'm forever tempted to. SOOO much cheaper than the real thing but well all for a greater good/


Actually, I steall music Does that count?

[burns]

Originally posted by angeleyes


Burns you have any idea how much it costs to replace the front Benz star.

Bastard people who steal them. Get your own freaking Merc.

Anyways, back to the topic.

in my defence, i was only bout 7 or 8 at the time and i was only doing my duty as a child by misbehaving? is this personal for you? did your dads merc badge get stolen aswell?

hey snoop, red merc? that sounds nasty, it deserved to be mutilated. i never done a merc more than one tho, it was too consuming cos the badge is attached to a ball that moves, making the badge flexible so its harder to snap off.


yo mil, thats disgusting man, you should be locked up, by that age you should know the difference between what is right what is wrong. your juss a criminal