Techi Jokes

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Caller : Hello, is this tech support?

Tech Rep : Yes, how may I help you sir?

Caller :The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting it fixed?

Tech Rep : I'm sorry, but did you say cup holder sir?!!!

Caller : Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer I've got a remote control unit for it too

Tech Rep : Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped... it's because I am...
Did you receive this as a part of a promotional stuff,
like at a trade show or something? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have a trademark on it?

Caller : No I didn't get it from a trade show!!, it was included with my PC, when I bought it, but it does have a trademark on it, It says here
"Creative Infra 6000"

Tech Rep : !@$%$%#$^!@#$%$......

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In response of a General protection fault error:

Error Message:
"General protection fault reading hard-disk..." simple you say? well I'm not so sure about it... take a look...

Caller : Hello Tech support?

Tech Rep : Yes how may I help you sir?

Caller : Who is this General protection fault? and why is he reading my hard disk?-
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Press any key to continue... (well... programmers beware of this one next
time.. take a look)

Caller : Hello Tech support?

Tech Rep : Yes how may I help you sir?

Caller : There is a key missing on the brand new key board I just got with my new PC...

Tech Rep : No problem Sir we are sending our support person to your place right away... Which key is missing by the way?

Caller : Well you see... I've put this disk in my drive and there is a message here saying.. "Press ANY KEY" to continue... but I can't seem to find it anywhere on the keyboard.
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So spare some thoughts about these poor guys @ the technical support when
next time you call in for trouble shooting. =c)

[kaiser_alam]

Ha..Ha..

Thanks

[PirSaheb]

A proud Computer Science Grad. was helping her girlfriend install a software. During the installation process it asked him to put his password; he put -- penis. Please Confirm Your Password. "penis", he confirmed.

Only to see an error message: "Password Is Not Long Enough"!

[Abs]

Sarcastic phrases that you would like to say to customers.

Customer: Wait! Let me try something.
Tech: Sure, you just go ahead and you do what you want. Don’t follow my suggestions at all. What the **** would I know about this product anyway? I am only here to wait to see if what you are trying works.

Customer: You mean, you don’t know the answer?
Tech: Sure I do! I know every answer to every question. Especially when it comes to your third party piece of **** software. That’s why we are working this job. Lord knows I would not want to be anywhere else right now than talking with you. Sure, I could get a job that pays more as a network administrator with this knowledge, but why would I do that?

Customer: I think I deserve a free computer! I have suffered through these problems enough! Can you send me a free one?
Tech: Sure, our company prides itself on just giving away thousands of dollars worth of computer equipment. How else can we make it up to customers like you that **** up their computer by installing 4 versions of AOL on it. Just hold on a moment while I pull that out of my ass for you.

Customer: Don’t you guys have a toll-free number?
Tech: Absolutely! We have a secret toll-free number for only “special” customers such as yourself. Didn’t you get the secret email with this information?

Customer: Why did I have to hold so long? I was on hold for over an hour waiting for somebody to take my call.
Tech: I’m so sorry! I did not realize you were going to call today. I should have told all of the other customers to call back later so that I could hear you complain.

Customer: Can I speak with your manager?
Tech: I am the manager! In fact, I own this entire company.

[Abs]

Originally posted by PirSaheb
A proud Computer Science Grad. was helping her girlfriend install a software. During the installation process it asked him to put his password; he put -- penis. Please Confirm Your Password. "penis", he confirmed.

Only to see an error message: "Password Is Not Long Enough"!

Da geezer must have felt embarrased in front of his gf